Theatremousie?

With the news yesterday that London’s theatres have a higher mouse population than Disneyland, it’s a wonder the theatres aren’t playing to this new market. “The Mousetrap” probably won’t be a draw except for rodent horror fans, but “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” should prove a hit comedy, while “See How They Run” and “Of Mice And Men” could fill venues for years. Theatres should benefit from increased sales of cheesy snacks, and of course with several mice able to squeeze onto one seat, takings should increase dramatically.

Back in the real world, thanks to another reader kind enough to leave a review on Amazon. Also, must confess to moving the books around a little in a local bookshop today… be interesting to see if it helps…